Facts of Life


Death is the number one killer of this world.

Life is Sexually Transmitted.

The slowest way to die is good health.

Men really only have two motivations, sexual and food. If you see a gleam in his eyes then make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months and maybe years.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid at some point, in a hospital, dying of nothing.

Health nuts are a hard bunch to crack.

The world is always happier after a storm – Black Elk

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now people take Prozac to make it normal.

Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today might burn on the way out.

Big leaders have big price tags.

There will always be:

A “lie” in Believe
An “Over” in Lover
An “End” in Friend
An “Us” in Trust
And an “If” in Life
A “He” and a “She” in Ashes

David didn’t kill Goliath because he set out to slay giants. He set out to give sandwiches to his brothers, and Goliath got in the way. -Rich Mullins

Tolkien’s famous words in his book, “Speak, Friend and enter.” Has more wisdom in it than most sermons.

“I was quiet, but I was not blind.” -Jane Austen

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.

One of the hardest parts of life is deciding whether to walk away or try harder.

Walking away may feel to some like you have given the other side victory, but often it’s about freedom for you.

My silence does not mean you are right

“Makeup can hide a lot of evil.” – Phil Robinson

Behavior is the mirror in which everyone shows their image

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking – Black Elk