Top Ten ways…

From the Vineyards ministries Cutting Edge magazine for church planters.

Winter 1998

By Steve Sjogren

Top ten ways to know your in a bad church.

10. The Church Bus has Gun racks.

9. The Church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Assistant Pastor and a Sociology Pastor.

8. The Bible they use is the Dr. Suess version.

7. Choir wears leather robes.

6. Service is B. Y. O. S. (Bring your own Snake)

5. ATM is in the Lobby

4. No cover charge, but communion is a two drink Minimum.

3. Karaoke worship time.

2. Ushers ask, “Smoking or non-smoking?”

1. The only song the organist knows is, “Inna-gadda-da-veda.”

“The sad part is I have been in Churches that look very similar to this, and not that long ago.” RF


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